Griswold Sled Wax Classic T-Shirt

This non-caloric, silicon based kitchen lubricant is 500 times more slippery than cooking oil, and can send you down a hill, through the woods, across the highway and into Wal-Mart's dumpster. Avoid if you have a plastic plate in your head, though...if you crash, your hair just won't look right.

100% Cotton T-Shirt